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I said 'What time u get off?' she said, 'When u get me off' / I kinda laughed but it turned into a cough / cuz I swallowed down the wrong pipe / whatever that means, but old ppl say it so it sounds right / so I'm standin there embarrassd / if we were both in Paris, I woulda grabbed her by the waste an kissed her, but / we in the middle of Whole Foods and those fools ain't suppose to beef, but you'd think they hated tofu / check out line got roudy / vision got cloudy / started seeing circles like some Audi / embelem, hearin them say 'come on man' / 'do this on ur own time. Get the hell on man.



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